I can cook too! Greek Pasta Salad with Feta and a Vinaigrette

I just love a good Greek pasta salad. I’m a sucker for anything vinegary that’ll give me a pucker. (Totally did NOT mean to rhyme that.) I take this salad to just about every potluck my church holds and I usually come home with an empty container. I also like that it’s a cold dish with lots of vegetables and is so colorful!

Disclaimer: while I like to do all sorts of crafty/artsy stuff, and I’m not too shabby, I do not own a good camera and have not broached photography. My picture is abysmal, but please remember that I took it with my old iPhone. Maybe one day I’ll take up photography, but today is not that day.

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Greek Pasta Salad with Feta and a Vinaigrette

16oz garden rotini

2 (2.25oz) cans sliced black olives, drained

1 orange bell pepper, chopped

1 green bell pepper, chopped

1/2 large red onion, cut in thirds and sliced

1 lg English cucumber, cut into 1/8ths, seeds removed, chopped

1 pint grape tomatoes, quartered

1 (8oz) container of crumbled feta cheese

Dressing:

3/4 c red wine vinegar

4 T lemon juice

4 cloves garlic, minced

4 tsp sugar

2 tsp dried oregano

1/2 tsp dried dill

1/2 tsp pepper

1/4 tsp salt

1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil

   Cook pasta according to package in salted water. Drain, rinse in cool water, and let drain completely.

    Meanwhile, toss together the olives, peppers, onion, cucumber, and tomatoes in a very large bowl. Set aside.

    In a large glass jar with a tight fitting lid, mix all the dressing ingredients. Cap the jar and shake vigorously.

    Gently toss the pasta with the vegetables. Shake dressing jar vigorously again and then quickly pour over the pasta/vegetable mixture. Stir to combine all ingredients.

    Lightly stir in the feta cheese. Refrigerate for at least three hours to marry the flavors.

 

Set of 3 Cabled Fingerless Mitts

As promised three years ago 🤭

Here are three easy cable patterns to try on a trio of cozy fingerless mitts, perfect for a cool fall day. Worked up in a worsted weight yarn and simple enough for the advanced beginner, these mitts fly off the needles and onto your outstretched hands, ready for a day at the pumpkin patch or your local harvest fest.

You may purchase them here on Etsy.

It’s been awhile and/or The Muddy Lane Cabled Hat

Hi! I’ve been gone far too long. Life got in the way of blogging. I’ve been knitting, and tending children and neglecting the house (better than tending the house and neglecting the children), baking, and designing! I’ve got a hat for sale on Etsy and the patterns for a trio of fingerless mitts almost ready to go up. More on that later….

The kids— Little Bit is 9 1/2 months old! She pulls to stand constantly and has taken a step or two hanging on to the furniture. She crawls very well but is pretty content to stay where you plop her, provided you stay close by. She has 4 teeth poking through now and says mama and dada and beebee and bub-bub. She loves looking at the baby chicks in their tub in the bathroom, pointing at the dog, and bouncing and kicking her feet. The boy finished fourth grade. He was sad to say goodbye to his beloved teacher but ready for summer break. He’s growing like a weed! His feet are officially the same size as mine (and I wear a 9). He never stops talking about legos, or Harry Potter (what he’s currently reading), Star Wars, or whatever is currently running through his mind. He’s such a good big brother and loves playing with Little Bit. Curly managed to finish her first year of high school with straight As. We figured Geometry was a wash as she had to get a 99 on her final in order to get an A for the semester. She got a 101! I think I was more excited than she was. So crazy proud of my brainy girl. She’s taking it pretty easy this summer, but has some babysitting jobs lined up to help pay for a church trip later this summer. We just got done with VBS (Vacation Bible School) at our church last week. The Boy is still young enough to attend, Curly was a Jr Crew Leader and Little Bit and I were in the nursery. We had a lot of fun.

So here’s the pattern. You can purchase it here on Etsy.

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Muddy Lane Cabled Hat

The Muddy Lane Cabled Hat has super wide cables that are really very fun to make. Perfect for the advanced beginner who wants to try cables, the stitches only cross a handful of times, making it easy to follow along with the pattern. It works up quickly also, with worsted weight yarn and size 7 needles.

I wore this one as soon as it came off my needles and got so many compliments on it! It is so comfy. I used Malabrigo Rios in the Lotus colorway that I purchased from Webs and I loved working with it. It is so soft and squidgy.

Well, it’s getting ready to storm here, so I should probably get off the electronics for now. It’s good to be back and I’ll post the fingerless mitt patterns soon!

Goodbye Dr. Pepper bottle! Hello, Christmas cleaning frenzy!

 

December 31st: Soooooooo– I forgot to hit post. I hosted dinner, the house was clean-ish, Ming-Ming the Elf showed up, presents appeared under the tree we finally bought, the food was phenomenal, I got very little sleep and literally cried with joy when my kids were opening presents (exhaustion had set in for sure, combined with the fact that we cry in my family. A lot. Over anything. It’s kind of weird.) Anywho, here’s a post I wrote two weeks ago. I’ll take my Procrastination Crown in size XL please.

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December 17th: I’m hosting Christmas Day dinner this year. My mother, The Beard’s parents and his grandmother will slog their way up our muddy swamp of a lane to celebrate the birth of our Savior with the five of us. My housekeeping has always been what you might call “lived-in” or “iffy” or “hoarding yarn and paper scraps from the Boy’s latest art project and dog hair tumbleweeds and dirty dishes”.  Everyone has their own descriptors.

It’s sheer laziness and procrastination on my part. Those are my vices. My family knows that every couple of months, I get angry and stomp around hollering about how “I have had my fill” and “things have GOT to change” and “I’m sick of living in a garbage dump” and I basically sweep my arm across the catch-all counter top, fill up the garbage can, do the dishes religiously every night for a week, and then life goes on as normal.

But Christmas is in a week and a day.

A week. And a day.

We don’t even have our tree up. Our flipping Elf on a Shelf hasn’t come back from the basement  North Pole. I’ve only bought 4 presents. And I have this nagging feeling that I need to create some sort of winter wonderland Christmas utopia a la Buddy the Elf and in reality I’ll be lucky to get the toilet scrubbed and find the top of that catch-all counter.

The older moochers will have a rude awakening coming to them Saturday morning. No hiding in your bedrooms playing  MineCraft and eating pudding packs. To work my little pretties. Because I have had my fill and things have got to change around here and I’m sick of living in a garbage dump AND Christmas is in a week and a day!

 

NOTE: Curly, the 14 year old daughter, read the first post, exclaimed that the Dr. Pepper bottle wasn’t hers (she’s the only one who regularly buys it), stomped over to said bottle and threw it in the trash last night.

For the want of a gold sweater

A wonderful friend of mine bought Little Bit some clothes when she was born, one article being a beautiful green velvet dress perfect for Christmas, but it is sleeveless. I don’t understand sleeveless Christmas dresses for little babies/children. I get that in some places it’s not cold in December (heck, it’s not cold here– we are currently rocking a 50+ degree day). But seriously. Come on. It’s December. Sew some sleeves on these suckers. So I figured I could just pick Little Bit up a gold cardigan to protect her little shoulders and arms. A gold cardi at Christmas time shouldn’t be too hard to find.

Ahahahahahahhahahhahahahha- no.

You’ve heard talk of people living in food deserts and yadda yadda. Well I live in a food/clothes/stores in general desert. The town I live nearest to has a whopping population of 450. We have a bank, a post office that’s open for two hours every day, two small gift/antique shops, a cafe which is open for lunch only, a library, three churches, and two bars. That’s it. The nearest gas station is a 30 minute round trip. The nearest big box store (affectionately referred to as Hell-Mart) is a 40 minute round trip. Hell-Mart is as useful as an appendix. But, I digress….

I packed up Little Bit, hitched up the horses and drove to the big town. Of course the big box store had zip. Cardigans for big-little girls but nothing for little-little girls except fleece hoodies in neon pink. -_-  So, I drove to the one department-like store in that town, sat in the parking lot nursing Little Bit for 15 minutes, only to be greeted with more nothing upon walking in. We headed for home.

I searched for gold cardigans online thinking -surely I can find one and get it shipped here by Sunday for church. Sure. Sure. —Not a ding dang one in her size that I could find that wasn’t going to cost me an arm and a leg. Procrastination and thriftiness are a fine combo.

As I often do, I turned to my hook and stash. I have plenty of gold yarn but finding a pattern that could be finished in four days, that was another story. I looked at some pictures and googled some things and spent some time thinking about it. And Little Bit’s Nonchalant Shrug was born.

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The Nonchalant Shrug

size: 3 months (can be adjusted by adding more chains, multiple of 6 plus 1)

3 oz Light worsted weight yarn (think Caron Simply Soft rather than Red Heart Super Saver)

H hook

gauge: 9 rows in pattern equals 4 inches; work should measure 5″ across before sleeves are sewn up.

Ch 26.

1- Sc in 2nd ch from hook and each ch across (25 sts). Turn.

2- Ch 1. Sc in first st and across. Turn.

3- Repeat row 2.

4- Ch 2. Dc in first, ch 1, dc in same. *Skip 2, [(dc, ch 1) twice, dc] in next st, skip 2, sc 1 in next.* Repeat from * to * to last three stitches. Skip 2. (Dc, ch 1, dc) in last st. Turn.

5- Ch 1. Sc in 1st st. *Skip 2 sts, [(dc, ch 1) twice, dc] in next st, skip 2 sts, sc 1 in next.* Repeat from * to end. Turn.

Repeat rows 4 and 5 until work measures desired length (17.5″ for 3 month).

Work a row of sc for next row, working into all stitches and chain one spaces. Work two more rows of sc evenly across. Fasten off.

To sew sleeves:  fold work in half lengthwise. Sew long sides together from edge to approximately 4″ in on each end, leaving a 9.5″ opening in center.

For collar/hem: join yarn near one sleeve on the edge of the work. Sc evenly around the opening edge on both edges, approximately 80 stitches. Join with a slip stitch. Work three more rows in single crochet evenly around. Fasten off. Weave in ends. Block lightly.

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Slip it over your baby girl’s shoulders to keep her warm in that sleeveless Christmas dress.

 

Disclaimer: As before, this pattern has not been tested. Please let me know if you find any mistakes. Thanks!

by the chimney with care…

by the chimney with care…

A number of years ago, after I had re-taught myself how to crochet, I decided to make my children, husband and myself Christmas stockings. We picked our favorite colors and what I produced was stocking-ish. They served us well over the years. And then ten years after my baby boy was born, we went and had another kid. And I realized a couple weeks ago that I needed to make her a stocking. And then I realized that, as I’ve come a looooooooooooong way in my abilities, Little Bit’s stocking was going to look different (and way better) than the big kids’. And they decided they wanted new stockings.

Curly, my 14 year old daughter, had outgrown her love of PINK AND ALL THINGS PIIIIINNNKKKK and for the last two or three years has grudgingly hung up that pink, white and red striped monstrosity. Boy, 10, just likes all things new.

So I searched on Ravelry for a crocheted Christmas stocking pattern that was free and all the ones I could find were worked flat and seamed up the back. No. Just no. Sooooo I worked one up myself. And I jotted down notes. And then when I crocheted the next stocking I reworked the heel and really wrote out directions.

Without further ado, or long winded stories featuring ugly giant socks that I stuff candy in, I mean, that Santa stuffs candy in, I give you–

 

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H hook and worsted weight yarn in four colors- one for the top cuff, the heel and the toe (I chose white yarn), and three others for stripes.

Gauge- doesn’t matter cuz no one’s wearing the sucker (except my son immediately put it on his foot and walked around)

Notions- large eyed needle, 2 stitch markers

stitches used: sc- single crochet; hdc- half double crochet; slst- slip stitch; fsc- foundation single crochet; sc2tog- single crochet two together; sc3tog- single crochet three together

For Cuff: (white yarn)

1- Ch 43. Sc in 2nd ch from hook. Sc 41 to end. Join with slst to work in round.

2- Ch 1. Sc in join and to end. Join with slst. (42 sc)

3-6: Rep Row 2 four times.

–Fasten off. I use the invisible fasten off any time I work stripes in the round. This way I never get a weird color bump. (See tutorial at the end of the pattern.)

7- Join new color in the stitch directly above the beginning of the first row. Ch 1. Sc in same st. Working over tails of new yarn and old yarn, sc evenly around. (If you are unfamiliar with working over the tails, or you don’t like it, you can leave them to weave in later. I just find this expedient. See tutorial at the end of the pattern.)

8- ch 2. Hdc in same stitch and around. Join with slst.

9- Rep Row 8.

10- ch 1. Sc in same st and around. Fasten off with invisible fasten off as before or whichever way you prefer.

11-14: Rep Rows 7-10 with second stripe color.

15-18: Rep Rows 7-10 with third stripe color.

19-22: Rep Rows 7-10 with first stripe color.

23-26: Rep Rows 7-10 with second stripe color.

27-30: Rep Rows 7-10 with third stripe color.

Work should now measure approximately 9″ from beginning of cuff.

For heel turn: (white yarn)

-Lay work flat with beginning of round in the middle. Mark the far left and right stitches. There should be 20 stitches between markers. Join yarn as before.

Heel Row 1- Sc to first m. Sc in marked stitch, moving m up. Fsc 20. Skip the 20 sts between markers. Sc in second marked stitch, moving m up. Sc to end. Join with slst.

HR2- Sc to one st before m. Sc3tog (last 2 sc and first fsc), moving m to newly made st. Sc in each fsc to one st before m. Sc3tog (last fsc and first sc), moving m to newly made st. Join with slst

HR3- Sc to one st before m. Sc3tog, moving m to newly made st. Sc in each fsc to one st before m. Sc3tog, moving m to newly made st. Join with slst. (34 sc)

HR4-10: Rep HR3 until ten stitches remain. Cut yarn leaving 6″ tail. Turn heel inside out and sew seam. Weave in ends.

For foot: (white yarn)

31- With first color, join to the middle of the bottom of the heel turn. Sc 42. These stitches will be the last row of the heel turn and the last row of the leg (the skipped, unworked sts when creating the heel turn.)

32-46: Continue in established stitch and stripe pattern for approximately 5″ (this gave me 4 stripes on the foot).

For toe: (white yarn)

47- lay work flat again, and as for heel, m far left and right stitches, with 20 sts between markers. Join yarn. (decrease row) Sc to 2nd st before marker. *Sc2tog. Sc in marked st, moving m up. Sc2tog.* Sc to 2 sts before next marker. Repeat from *to*. Sc to end of row. Join with slst (38 sc)

48- Work one even row in sc.

49-50: Work a decrease row and an even row. (34sc)

51-56: Work decrease row for every row until 10 sts remain. Cut yarn with 6″ tail. Turn inside out and sew toe seam.

Weave in ends.

Loop:

Chain 21. Slst in 2nd ch from hook and across. Ch 1. Slst up opposite side. Fasten off and sew securely onto stocking with yarn tails.

Invisible Fasten Off:

imageCut yarn, leaving at least a 3″ tail. Pull tail all the way through the last stitch on the hook.

imageFrom back of work, insert hook under both loops of second stitch in round.

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Yo, and pull through all the way again.

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From the back, insert hook into the back loop only of the last stitch in the round.

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imageAnd pull all the way through and to the back.

To join new color and work over tails:

imageInsert hook under false stitch you just created and also under the loops of the real first stitch. This helps create a stronger join than just working into the false stitch which can be floppy and loose.

imagePull up a loop. Ch 1 and sc into the same space. Insert hook into next st and catch the tails of both the new yarn and the old like so

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Continue working around, working over tails to eliminate the need for weaving in later. Make sure to work a couple of inches of the tail so that it doesn’t come loose.

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Perfect stripes!

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There you go! Great stockings to hang for Christmas whether or not you have a chimney.

 

Disclaimer: I have not had this pattern tested, so please let me know if you find any errors.  Thanks!

you can’t ever take my crafts

Ahhh the first post. Or GAHHHHH the first post!! Who (besides my friend) is gonna read this junk? Not junk. I mean, the genius meanderings of this skilled wordsmith. No I can’t. Junk. I can’t write worth crap, but I am handy with knitting needles, a crochet hook, semi-handy with a sewing needle. I can cook and bake. I can keep my three kids alive on a day to day basis. And I haven’t killed the dogs, the cat, or our chickens, so there’s that. But, I canNOT garden, so don’t get your hopes up there.

So this will probably just be a place for me to brag about all the amazingly wonderful crap I make without making the people over on my personal Facebook page want to slap me.

Nutshell- I craft. A lot. And I neglect my housework because of it. A lot. Good thing no one in my house cares. (I’ve currently got an experiment going in the kitchen to see how long it takes before someone throws away this Dr. Pepper bottle. Going on two weeks now.) There’ll always be a mess to clean up, or something to dust, laundry to do. But now, now is the time to CRAFT! (Read that last sentence as Mel Gibson in Braveheart — “but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!”)